Shrek's Office Grind

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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't glamorous being the CEO of an ogrebusiness. He's got tons of paperwork to deal with, meetings with irritating investors, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.

To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He sighs and throws on his power tie. Another day, another dollar.

The Corporate Swamp: Everyone Feels It

Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.

We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.

Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.

Bayou Living > The Rat Race

Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's cubicle farm . Out here in the bayous , life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to breathe fresh air . No boss breathing down your neck out here. Just the chirping crickets and the soft sunlight. It's a simple life , ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker read more hustle .

Lord Farquaad Is My Boss Send Help

This sucks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I talked back once, and let me tell you, it was a terrible idea. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.

I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.

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* I'm certain he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.

* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.

* Please, someone, rescue me!

The OGRE meme Lord

He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes the ogre life. When he's not rocking his massive club, you can catch him scrolling through Reddit. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy.

Nobody's funnier than this ogre
Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
Don't anger the meme lord

Prepare for the Muck

Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at swampy rain all the whole darn time with conditions in the mid-80s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra protection and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that swamp critter watchin' in.

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SHREK'S OFFICE GRIND

Shrek's Office Grind